"Now we'll see the consequences if you don't buck up your ideas, Gail," boomed Bernard as he strode into the heart of the club. "Let's see how much respect you merit, even as a customer."
"Dad! I'll be waitressing, but not in a strip club!" She half-fainted, as her father looked on, more in sadness than anger.
"I suppose no-one's going to..." he sighed, just moments before she was whisked onto a sofa in a side-room.
"Perch yourself on that stool, sir," suggested the helper. Bernard's feet edged an expectant inch nearer the door. "At least now you see," he hissed. Gail couldn't budge.
The Alba Party's final betrayal of its own members: having justified a
DOUBLING of membership fees to "fund turning the Holyrood election into a
de facto referendum", Kenny MacAskill announces at the last minute that
Alba will not actually be standing in the election
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This is the email Kenny MacAskill has just sent to Alba members, who yet
again have been made total mugs of by a self-appointed and self-serving
party elit...
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