Oh dear. I'm falling.
Nothing new about that, though. It happens to me quite often. It's just that I could do with a change. A new direction in life. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. It could be worse, I suppose. I could be a raindrop. I have to do that sometimes as well. I hate it. It's a very wet job.
I hope it's not a bumpy landing today. At least not too bumpy. It was slightly bumpy last night. Thankfully I missed the concrete on the ground below me by two inches and landed on a horse with a lovely smooth mane. If you know the owner, please send my thanks. I would send him or her a card, but as a general rule snowflakes aren't allowed in the shops where they sell them. Anyway, as I was saying, the landing last night wasn't too bumpy. I didn't mind that. It adds excitement to my life.
Shouldn't have far to go now. I think this is a record speed, actually. For me anyway. The wind helps. It's quite a fast wind, really. No it's not. It's a very fast wind. I hope it doesn't blow me into the sea. It'll be wetter than being a raindrop.
Oh goodness. Wind, you've made your point. Oh dear me. Calm down wind, please. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! All right, you don't need to be so persuasive. Omogaliptivitletlayona!
Good grief. It's a bit dark here. The wind seems to have shifted me over here. The darkness came terribly quickly. I wonder where I am. The wind has gone away as well. Oh, now I know where I am. I'm in space. How exciting. I'm the first snowflake in space.
NOTE : As you may have gathered, I wrote this when I was...shall we say, rather young. So I can't really vouch for its quality or for it making any logical sense whatsoever! I originally published it in my own cheap and cheerful magazine 'Stareye'. For the sake of 'purity' I've stuck strictly to the original text.
New article on my decision to rejoin the SNP
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Just a quick note to let you know that I have a new article at The
National, giving a condensed history of the events that eventually led to
my expulsion...
1 day ago