Britney hadn't mentioned that she had cut her sunflower into twelve pieces. She had screamed "It EXX-SPRESSSES, it GRO-OOWS!" but that was when she glued the pieces to the floor while her father was safely at his place of work.
Britney's teacher cleared her throat and tried to explain. "We had to reject your daughter's original entry because the competition was intended to promote the kids' self-expression and imaginative growth, and she obviously had some help painting the picture. But as you can see, her response to the news displayed all the right qualities." To dispel the father's natural suspicion that a tantrum had been mistaken for art, Mrs. Spence invited Britney to repeat the words which had so disarmingly proved her intention.
The Alba Party's final betrayal of its own members: having justified a
DOUBLING of membership fees to "fund turning the Holyrood election into a
de facto referendum", Kenny MacAskill announces at the last minute that
Alba will not actually be standing in the election
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This is the email Kenny MacAskill has just sent to Alba members, who yet
again have been made total mugs of by a self-appointed and self-serving
party elit...
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