Britney hadn't mentioned that she had cut her sunflower into twelve pieces. She had screamed "It EXX-SPRESSSES, it GRO-OOWS!" but that was when she glued the pieces to the floor while her father was safely at his place of work.
Britney's teacher cleared her throat and tried to explain. "We had to reject your daughter's original entry because the competition was intended to promote the kids' self-expression and imaginative growth, and she obviously had some help painting the picture. But as you can see, her response to the news displayed all the right qualities." To dispel the father's natural suspicion that a tantrum had been mistaken for art, Mrs. Spence invited Britney to repeat the words which had so disarmingly proved her intention.
EXCLUSIVE SCOT GOES POP / FIND OUT NOW POLL: By a more than 2-1 majority,
the Scottish public reject Wes Streeting's arrogance, and insist that
Scottish voters - rather than the UK Government - should decide on whether
an independence referendum is held. Even *Labour voters* decisively agree
that Streeting is wrong.
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Labour's UK Health Secretary Wes Streeting was recently asked in an LBC
interview whether there would be an independence referendum if the Scottish
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